The incredibly talented homosexual store manager who quit two weeks after I arrived

Later Hired...

A female ROTC drill coach

A 68 year old is Jesus real treasurer who ran the books

A 55 year old please don't take my job assistant manager

A Muslim that thinks Jesus didn't work hard enough

A nineteen-year-old rhythm and blues female

A twenty-two-year-old don't speak Spanish senorita

A very hard-working thirty-year-old gay male

Can we listen to hip-hop who quit the next day after he heard Tupac's album

A God fearing 2nd assistant manager with a lame foot.

The numbers look good store manager we never saw.

And a flood of customers everyday looking for Einstein.