The incredibly talented homosexual store manager who quit two weeks after I arrived
A female ROTC drill coach
A 68 year old is Jesus real treasurer who ran the books
A 55 year old please don't take my job assistant manager
A Muslim that thinks Jesus didn't work hard enough
A nineteen-year-old rhythm and blues female
A twenty-two-year-old don't speak Spanish senorita
A very hard-working thirty-year-old gay male
Can we listen to hip-hop who quit the next day after he heard Tupac's album
A God fearing 2nd assistant manager with a lame foot.
The numbers look good store manager we never saw.
And a flood of customers everyday looking for Einstein.